Hey East London Hipsters!! I see you there, with your nice new 'fixie' riding around town like you own the roads (secretly making me really jealous). I have seen how tiny your sexy handlebars are and how your seat matches your grips! Think you're pretty cool huh? Lauging at me and my 21 speed piece of shit....well this is how my gang get down! Whos laughing now?! HA HA HA HA!
p.s this light relief post is dedicated to 'Kingsland Rd Fluro-Man', you know who you are.