Just forced myself to go into HMV, this was the only good thing they had for sale, unless you want three Kanye West singles for a tenner. Hugg + Pepp (aka The Dahlbacks) deliver nice housey-disco grooves with this track, I cannot front on those pianos (*plug* ones not unlike the pianos on our upcoming Gameboy/Gamegirl remix *plug*).

Hugg + Pepp - Pung

Great big stinking nosebleed electro from Jori Hulkkonen. This should be in your NYE playlist, does exactly what it says on the tin.

Jori Hulkkonen - Crowd, Get Ready to be Jammed!

and as a bonus, here is his lovely remix of Chromeo....

Chromeo - Bonafide Loving (Jori Hulkkonen Remix)

To celebrate the Birth of Christ here is a big fat Christmas post
HOE HOE HOE.

tricky disco-tricky disco (the martin brothers thizzy disco remix)


The Buketheads- The Bomb! (Armand Van Helden Re-Edit)


Green Velvet- LaLaLaLa


nifty-I'm_from NY



2MB-8 bit music


mike dunn - dance u mutha kink


Green Velvet- Love Peace


bart b more - dubbin


bobby konders - let there be house



Rockin' Down the house- micky slims funk phenomenon


le noiz - im scared



Dizzee Rascal - Flex (DJ Q Remix)


Northern Line Slugs- Culture Riddim

Weezy Motherfuckin' Baby did a track with The Cool Kids? WTF? (Not like a 'bad thing' WTF, but like a 'where the fuck did that come from' WTF?) Why wasnt I informed? Really.....

Lilweezyanna comes through on this track, I'm not even going to go into his flows again, just check this for proof (NB: this is surely a sample version, Cool Kids with one verse each and Wayne with 4??)

Cool Kids - Gettin It (Ft: Lil Wayne)

Freshhhh Hip House for you today in the form of the granddaddy Fast Eddie. Good shit to pump early in the club, do the whop-whop-whop-whop.

Fast Eddie & Tyree Cooper - Do the Whop

Fast Eddie & Sundance - Git On Up (Fast Eddie Mix)

This Friday. Should be a hoot.

Edu K. Corrupting young minds since 1980.

They dont call him Busy for nothing. When not managing some of the music world's hypest dudes: Pedro smashes it with DJ sets, publishing companies and god knows what else (he is putting out the first ever book from our Belgian family 'ERS'). When we played with him in Copenhagen we were lucky enough to glimpse what makes him so 'special', little did we know his rider contained so many 'specific' points!

BUSY P'S SUPERSTAR INTERNATIONAL DJ RIDER
(and dont you forget it)

1/ You will receive a list of 100,000 records you CAN'T play before me. Please make sure the warm up djs got it.

2/Black Light is of course completely forbiden during my sets. I hate looking at girls with fluorescent green teeth!

3/I don't drink from Vodka bottles, I want a Vodka Fountain.

4/Make sure the Pioneer CDJs have never been touched by a Jungle DJ nor a Happy Psy-Trance addict.

5/and the, of course, the famous "everybody seat down" when i arrive behind the decks. Yes, i want the whole crowd to seat down and relax a bit. Then, after my 12 minutes long Shabba Ranks acappela intro, i'll drop the fonky beat and i allow them to dance.

Frankie has really been doing it for me lately, this track is from the 'Rawk' EP which you should go and cop from Beatport. Its got just the right amount of minimal versus just the right level of wonky, know what I mean?

Frankie - Valz

Me and my girly (hey girly) were watching T.V and this advert pops up, some deodorant thing with shitty graffiti styles all up in my face. She's all like "What's that song? I like that song." and I'm all like "Yeah, what IS that song?"

Turns out it's everyone's favourite pint sized bmore prince!....Who would've thought it hey?

Aaron Lacrate - Kids Stuff

Mr. Vonstroke makes a masterful mix album you know.(EDIT!!)Download all three parts.(EDIT!!)

Claude Vonstroke - At The Controls

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Thanks to everyone who came down to Get Rude on Saturday (Time Out No.1 Critics Choice above Fabric?!??!?), we packed the place out and everyone was agreed that it was the best of the year. A special thanks goes to the 23 (!) people that played on the line up, my set of the night goes to Mowgli, who despite jumping needles tore the house down with his stripped down house music.

(EDIT!!) This is coming up next Thursday! (EDIT!!) Its going to be nuts (Anda Da Bridge is one of London's greatest untouched venues and we are well jealous!) See you there.

I cant embed this, but it is well worth 6 measly minutes out of your day.

Following on from Claude Vonstroke's masterfull Essential Selection a few weeks back (it ranks as one of my favourite mixes ever), here is 'Last Train to Egypt' by the dude Christian Martin. It draws in some tech, some wonky, some minimal but all jacking house music. Keep those ears open for his insanely good remix of his brothers 'Ghetto Train' remix!

Christian Martin - Last Train to Egypt

1 Justin Martin - Ghetto Train [Utensil]
2 Christian Martin - Cabs [CDR]
3 Audio Werner - Just Wanna Get Down (Guido Scheider rmx) [Trapez]
4 Trevor Loveys - Finger Jackin [Speaker Junk]
5 Worthy - Irst Te (Christian Martin rmx) [dirtybird]
6 Jamelia - Something About You (Crookers rmx) [CDR]
7 Blackjoy - Untitled (Solid Groove rmx) [Freerange]
8 Latex - The Porcupine (CVS edit) [CDR]
9 Phonique - Closer Groove [Exun]
10 Marc Houle - Black Jack 13 [M_nus]
11 Christian Martin - Elephant Fight [CDR]
12 Tricky Disco - Tricky Disco (The Martin Brothers Thizzy Disco rmx) [Newstate]
13 Pepe Bradock - Distorted Echoes (Justin Martin rmx) [CDR]
14 Wighnomy Brothers - Something For Your Mind (Bewegungsmelder rmx) [WB Records]
15 Sasse - Gravity (Peter Dildo Dirtymind Replay) [Moodmusic]
16 Claude Von Stroke & Christian Martin - Groundhog Day [dirtybird]

Is it wierd that I feel 'proud' of Kid Sister with this one? Look at her, all done up with a nice weave, dropped some pounds, got Kanye up in the video looking all cool adn whatnot. Bless their little cotton socks (to me, A-Trak will always look 13 though). YOU GO GIRLLLL!

Oh my gosh...Snoop Dizzle pretty much lays the music industry to rest with this one! Throw back hair, throw back babes and a throw back video (which, btw, was directed by DJ Eli's cousin...amazingly boring music biz fact for you there). His game is OUTRAGEOUS!

Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction

too much chicken soup???????

We played at Vega in Copenhagen with Busy P last night, we warmed it up nicely and got people shouting before Pedro smashed it with his usual Parisian flair. Warming up is good fun for us and we relish the opportunity of starting something from nothing (if you get what I mean). Don't get me wrong though, we got noisy....one track of the evening was definitley this one.

Deadmau5 Vs Jelo - The Reward is Cheese

p.s big thanks goes to Fredski, George and of course, Dan M (thats him above)

The Get Rude christmas party is with us next week, for our final 2007 bash we have invited some new guests as well as some of the previous homedudes that played at our party. We have locked down the WHOLE of the Catch Bar (upstairs and downstairs) for this and we got ourselves a late licence til 4am! Boom, you know this is going to be a good night. Keep an eye out for a very special secret guest (from, shhhhh, A-MER-IC-AH) and a fucked up Santa Claus doing the rounds.

We would like to thank everybody that has made it down to Get Rude this year, especially all of our guests who have played for the love of it (and the free booze), you have helped make our party one of the best in London! We would also like to thank all those that have bitten the flyers and abused the ethos that we put in place....SUCKERS! We did it first and we do it best!!

See you there!!!

Ulm was intense, thankyou to Daniel (Ulm) and Daniel (Copenhagen) for such a great party. The music flowed all night long, as did the vodka and amphetamines.

Here is a track I have been playing a lot of recently, its the third best on the album!

Alter Ego - Chicken Shag

"oh-oh- fashion school- art school"

t2 you cultured fella. heart broken at a art school girl. poor chap.

T2- heartbroken

We made a remix for Tetine a while ago and kinda of forgot about it, then out of nowhere it got re-posted on Palms Out (one of our favs!) and has been featuring on quite a few mixes. Any whos here it is (via palms out- which by the way has a nice post on us up now)

Tetine- Horny (zombie disco squad remix)

This is mighty interesting!

From halfway around the world comes Tim Sea aka Act Yo Age. It was very nice of him to send us this baltimore rework of Edu's smash hit 'Popozuda', comes complete with a BIG bassline and frantic rave noises, perfect for your fashed out bashes. Plus its a nice high quality wav download. Coolin'

ACT YO AGE - POP ART ZUDA

Legend.

One of my favourite new bands is The Ghost Frequency, they have quiffs, booty beats and enough energy to power Brixton for a few weeks. Rumour has it they are produced by Herve, add the fact that they are signed to City Rockers and you got me sold before you can say 'Boo!'. This slight homage to the 80's is a result of drinking too much champagne and in no way is a reflection of how good their music is, that can be seen here.

Hello. We are in Paris and its fucking chaos, apparently there is a strike on and the trains are all cancelled. The roads are full of angry Frenchies, super wierd. Luckily, we have got this new hotmix from our Argentian homedude to keep us entertained. It sounds like it has been done...wha? wait for it...WITHOUT THE USE OF ABELTON!! Crazy. Just like in the old days then. Does anyone else feel like Argentina is popping off at the moment?

GuZ - Hotmix for Gutter Broadcast.


0 jack rabbit slims twist contest
1 sticky - dr who
2 no assembly firm - all jacked up
3 l-vis1990 - waltzer
4 scuola furano - saxada
5 faggetfairys - uzela
6 duke dumont - duke's fanfare
7 crookers - disco fidget
8 dj deeon - da dik suk
9 dj jeroenski - boa (muzikjunki rmx)
10 drop the lime - come 2 life

Claude Vonstrokes amazing radio 1 essential mix is

HERE

First- The Martin Brothers remix classic Tricky Disco to their normal high quality jacking minimal house music standards.


tricky disco-tricky disco (the martin brothers thizzy disco remix)



second- Wicked classic house song from Cajmere. Got a grooving funk and a heart breaking vocal.

Cajmere feat Dajae -Say You Will



Third- big band house music. like the 90's stuff only better-

No Assembly Firm- All jacked up
House music all night long!

Boy 8 Bit played at Get Rude on Saturday, despite being half cut he was really super dope fresh. Add a certain Riva Starr to the proceedings and you got yourself one of the best Get Rudes ever!!

I think I just found our anthem.

Methusalem - Zombie

Its been a while since we had any Miami Bass on here. Here is the time the 2 Live Crew met Fidel Castro and made a 'tame' (for Luke's standards) love song. Perfect for your lunch break!

World Class Wrecking Crew was Dr Dre's amazing electro project from before NWA, it's real sleazy and a prompted some young scamp on you tube to ask

"Is Dr Dre Gay?"

hmmm I wonder..........

it's peanut butter jelly time!!!!!!!!!

no this
no that
just

BAILE FUNK!

montagem-bob esponja-dj wally mix

montagem-bang bang dj wally

melo do italiano-sandrinho dj

melo do trompete-sandrinho dj

medley-yazoo- sandrinho dj

mc marlinho - selinhofelipe carvalho dj

lonely funk mix - fabio dj

birulei by-b a b a

relaxing Sunday music.
sort of.

1. compost black label compilation came out recently and is a nice blend between house and more disco elements... well worth picking up. My personal favourite is shahrokh's track. Kinda weird jacking house, relaxed but very at home on the dance floor.


shahrokh- sound of k-chicago


2. This track has a amazing euphoric vocal, reminds me of classic Chicago,(ahhh my true love!). A real late night/early morning groover.


john dahlback-everywhere extended mix



3. Relax, put your robe on, get out the essential oils, throw your Barry White record out the window and listen to this....

My Moon My Man- Boys Noize remix

Whoop! The Bulgarian's 'Zombie Door EP' is finally out on Potty Mouth Records over in the USA. It features the original, a Bushido and Santiago remix and 'Into the Groove'. To celebrate the release, The Bulgarian made a promotional mix which you can download for free here!

Go read this. very nice.

Diizy's Mp3 Blog!

Faggatronix just put me up on this one. Girl U No Its True (great name) has made this party mix, and very well done it is too (okay, forgive him for the Samim bootleg). Draws on old school electro, juke, booty bass and some cool modern stuff. Just what you need to get you warmed up for the weekend. Me? Im off to spend it walking around in the countryside with my whippet.

Girl U No Its True - Love Me Right

1. Fresh - Dum Dum Part 2
2. DJ Godfather - Let 'Em Buck
3. Dave Angel - Dimension Of Drums
4. Samim vs. Pitbull - Heater(Claude VonStroke remix)/Ay Chico
5. Debonair Samir - Samir's Theme (DJ Hardwell Mix)
6. Lumidee - Never Leave You (Acapella)
7. Knifehandchop - Dirty New York (Reverse)
8. Masters At Work - The Ha Dance
9. Cybotron - Clear
10. Soulja Boy/Benzi/Rashad -Crank Dat (Juke Jams mix)
11. DJ Godfather - Time To Jit
12. Two Of A Kind - Like This
13. Rhythm Is Rhythm - Strings Of Life
14. CeCe Peniston - Finally (Acapella)
15. Afrika Bambaataa - Planet Rock (Bonus Beats)
16. DJ Assault - Checkstub
17. Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (DJ Assault mix)
18. Angel City ft. Lara McAllen - Love Me Right
19. Dj Funk - Fear
20. The Sweat Boys - Do You Want To Perculate?
21. L-Vis 1990 - Waltzer
22. Disco D ft. Chuck - Cannot Stop This
23. Bizarre Inc - Raise Me (Eon's Ascension mix)
24. Keyshia Cole ft. Missy Elliott & Lil' Kim - Let It Go (Kingdom's 909 Remix)

I have been slack at posting. sorry.

to make up for it here is Nathaniel's hope this doesn't end up with a court order mega post-



1. She may be bald, deranged and a child beater, but her new album actually ain't that bad.... who you ask... Britney .... who else. Check the bass noise in this track, grumpier that a sleepy bear:

britney spears- freakshow


2. Like slow Juke music -Paul Johnson's stop trippin' has the simplicity of techno with the groove of booty bass. It's a long time fav of mine. A quick piece of House music trivia- Mr Johnson was confined to wheelchair after a air rifle accident. ouch!

paul johnson - stoptrippin



3. Grinch boy don't really do Christmas but I do do this track! from the Beat street OSD and is really funny. I especially like the synth rendering of jingle bells --

The Treacherous Three- Santa's Rap




4. Amazing electro house version of shake and pop by green velvet. need I say more

green velvet- shake pop (sidney samson remix)


5. Minimal, hip hop. Maximum Z (oh and a skinny guy the girls seem to like)


Jay-z -I know feat pharrell



6. I have secretly likes science fiction for some time now and this is a bit of a coming out of the closet for me, so please don't laugh. I do like star trek, I do read books with space pictures on the front and yes I HAVE GOOGLE SEARCHED FOR ALIEN PORN (disappointing results). wow that feels better.... good to let it out after all of these years

smith n hack- space warrior


7. Last but not least, M.A.N.D.Y have put out a remix album, buy it it's good, and also gives me a excuse to put up a amazing track from the not too distant past.

The Knife- Pass this on (M.A.N.D.Y remix)

Hip House you bastards!! Queen Latifah meets Orbital for this blissed out happy track. I could warm it up nicely with this shit, Latifah is on p-p-p-point as usual with her rhymes and flow, whilst Orbital get all acid on the track. Reminds me of being about 10 and going shopping on Walworth Rd.

Queen Latifah - Come Into My House (Orbital Dub)

Something for your eyes today....I finally got around to searching out '80 Blocks From Tiffany's' last night. Fans of The Warriors and Style Wars will not be disappointed. The film centres around the Savage Skulls and Savage Nomads, two prominent gangs in New York during the 1970's, and their various stories and hustles. I love this shit, its almost too good to be true. Now if only the guy would upload the last two parts of the movie!

Music for grow-ups. Part One of Ten.

Hey kids! Remember when music required patience and attention? Remember when tracks demanded a little more? Remember when everything wasn't so carbon copy? Less quantity, more quality....the movement begins! (as sponsored by Get Rude)

Plastic Operator - Why Don't You? (Jesse Rose and Oliver $ remix)

Fucking goddamn bastard fuck-o shitbag. Australia just got cancelled....shit. Sorry to everyone that was involved in our mini-tour, hopefully we can make it work next year sometime.

On a lighter note, this is how I got down on the weekend. Berlin aint all 'minmal doom and gloom' y'know. Thanks to the Sameheads crew for being so great.

The sooner we get to Brazil the better right?.....

When we were in Amsterdam for our stint at the Flex Bar we did a quick interview for Vice Belgium, it felt kinda stoopid sat around talking about 'new rave' and the 2,394 subjects you get asked about as a DJ whilst we sat in one of the most mentally liberated cities in the world. I suggested we went and did a review of our 10 favourite sex toys and the lovely journalist was into the idea. So heres the result, and heres the interview (cool if you can speak Dutch). I was hoping the sex toy thing would make the magazine but i guess we arent cynical enough.

Love and kisses and peace on earth.

Hip House. Some hate it, some love it. I really love it. You cant beat big trousers, big beats (NOT 'big beat'), big earrings, big hi-tops (both shoes and hair), big fun, big attitude....what is their not to like? My recent newfound contempt for modern, instant music (seriously, has anyone heard anything mindblowing lately? Put a comment with your email and I will personally send you a free tshirt if you can prove me wrong) has dragged me back to my old records. Hip House needs a revival(SMD tried but fell short of the original feeling) and my money is on dudes like Gameboy/Gamegirl and Sweat X. Watch this space...

Zombie Disco Squad - I Still Listen To Hip House
1. Beatmasterz Ft. Cookie Crew - Rok Da House
2. Double J - Bless the Funk
3. Mr. Lee - Pump dat Body
4. Young MC - Pick Up da Pace (Club Mix)
5. MC Crown - Situation (Hip House Remix)
6. Master Mixi and Skinny Scotty Ft. Dizzy D - I Can Handle It
7. MC Miker G - Show 'em da Bass
8. DJ Fast Eddie - Hip House

Big thanks to Daniel Haaksman and Shir Khan for making last weekend so great! Super duper shouts goes to all those that made Get Rude one of the best yet. Martelo, Ezra Bang and the Patchwork Pirates all turned it out and put a big smile on everyones faces.

Made to play are most defiantly one of the best labels in the Universe, and this release is a little old by super mega Internet high speed photon standards (it came out in April) but is still rocks my world! It comes from Alfonso Mango aka one half of Deadset. Its a dark, jacking house monster that has a amazing break down half way through that shivers me timbers!

as all ways if you like it go and buy it (I did!)

Alfonso Mango-Can You feel

Dan M. We love him, he is our Copenhagen sunshine. He plays jacking house, fidget and anything that grooves. He very kindly made us a banging mix...

j-j-j-j--a-a-a-a-a-c-c-c--c--c--k-k-k-k-k-k--- a---t---t---a---c---k


Gutter Fidget mix

Cassidy-freestyle
Vejer - ? - (jesse rose rmx)
someone i dub - trevor loveys - (herve rmx)
be a jerk - lee mortimer / sawtooth sucka
Oi NY this is LDN - david e sugar
plastic fantastic - ? - riva staar chunky as fuck rmx - (DAN M! izzo work)
beatbox - ? - crookers rmx - (DAN M! Woah! edit)
listen man - the Bulgarian
valerie - mark ronson ft Amy Winehouse - (Sinden & count of Monte Cristal rmx)
moving it over here - foamo
another day in the ghetto - Dj fame - (The Bulgarian rmx)
lemon head - Clark Able
crack el - worthy - (Justin Martins Stoopit Crunk-ill hyphy mix)
double barrel - Jahcoozi - (the bald and the beautiful dub mix)

Big Weekend up ahead dudes...double Get Rude for your arse.

We already shouted the Friday happening, so lets show some love to the fatherland (The Catch Bar)...we come equipt with Martelo, Ezra Bang & Hot Machine, Patchwork Pirates and us Zombies. Unmissable.

Modern music is rubbish, take it back with this track in preparation.

MK - Burning

So yeah, we gave this to Discobelle as an exclusive, so no doubt you copped it there already. But this is our new track, its a bit of fun and features (my favourite rapper in the world ever) Lil Wayne yapping on about how he loves straight boys and rides dick. We have played it all over Europe and people go nuts when the horns come in around halfway, enjoy!

Zombie Disco Squad - Straight Boy

Peyoooow! We teamed up with the radical Creamster from the mondo Partyharders to produce this little gem. There are only 100 in existence and they only cost £15! To get your dirty little hands on one (or two) just click here.

We have to give this one a big shout! We managed to get Daniel Haaksman (man of baile heaven, MAN Recordings) AND Shir Khan (he of 'Maximize' mix cd and Exploited Recordings) playing in our room at Egg on the 12th. Don't ask us how, we just did. You can see them Berlin dudes alongside us and The Bulgarian for FREE! The kind men at 'Magic Circle' have given us two pairs of free tickets for the night, all you need to do is email your name to zombiediscosquad@gmail.com and we will get back to the lucky winner at the end of the week. Don't sleep.

Mexican Dj Spin Laden just sent us this mix, it's a mega jackin' mix that made me dance in my pants (despite it being 7am) and his name made me chuckle.......


spin laden new mixxx

cajmere - perculator
zds - straight boy
crookers feat. mc dandao - soca ali baba
armand van helden - touch your toes (audio bullys remix)
claude vonstroke - the whistler (dj assault remix) acid jacks
mookie charlean dance - mr dj (speaker junk remix)
black ball - tigerstyle (tanner ross remix)
house of pain - jump around (micky slim remix)
david e sugar - oi berlin, this is london (jesse rose remix)
the chemical brothers - salmon dance (crookers remix)
duke dumont - lean & bounce
marcella - stabbin sally (audio jack remix)
overnoise - dry

MOSCOW STAND UP! More photos and general bullshit to follow.