This is so good I don't really want to give it away- however lack of posting guilt has compelled me.

all I'll say is dow dow dow dow (sing it)

THE BEST BAILE FUNK SONG EVER!



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Man Recordings is on blast! A new adventure in the ongoing 'Baile Funk Masters' is released next week. DJ Amazing Clay (dope name) is the latest in the series and gets dirty with MPCs. To celebrate we have a new mix from the man himself as well as an exclusive new track especially for Gutter Broadcast!

Man Recordings Presents DJ Amazing Clay - 30 Min Mix

amazing clay feat. mc nina - ao som do tamborzao

Some Baile Funk videos for you today...

The first one has a clear message, ugly girls get no love.



The second involves......an old MC dressing like a Austrian Snowboarder, and he YODELS.



The third features the don dada MC Catra, he is one of my favourite Funk MCs.

I remember RJD2 making the kind of music that made you want to go out on your skateboard, buy a beer and sit and enjoy the sunshine and stuff. A shame then, that in this case, he puts the most obvious baile kits behind one of his smash hits...it confuses the hell out of me. Wheres the Portugese screaming at?

RJD2 - Since We Last Spoke (Baile Version)

Baile Funk article here, remember kids....Baile Funk is not a fashion.
Some new tracks for you:


? - Putona Remix

MC Vanessinha - Gira

no this
no that
just

BAILE FUNK!

montagem-bob esponja-dj wally mix

montagem-bang bang dj wally

melo do italiano-sandrinho dj

melo do trompete-sandrinho dj

medley-yazoo- sandrinho dj

mc marlinho - selinhofelipe carvalho dj

lonely funk mix - fabio dj

birulei by-b a b a

What I want you to do is close your eyes and pretend you live in rio and you haven't just had the shittiest summer you can remember and I want you to play these banging Baile funk tracks and imagine your drinking a fucking strong caipirinha and looking at amazing Brazilian honeys (male or female whatever does it for you)on the beach... do it ... do it now.... then open your eyes and smile....



Atuais-Bala-Mc Fiel


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homem beringela funk mix -dj woody



cesar de sv -caldeiraodj marquinhos sangue bom


ps: how funny is the Taliban track, I know I wanna join after hearing it.

Just found this cool little video explaining a little more behind the production techniques and history of Funk Carioca. It deals with the origin of the Tamborzao beat, you know, the one that goes 'boom-chak-chak-boom-boom-chak'. Okay so its not the most riveting thing in the world, it doesn't feature enough girls getting busy and the history of 'beats' is generally a geeky thing, whatever, the Tamborzao beat features in 99% of Carioca songs and makes girls wiggle like they got ants in their pants, so watch and learn.

DJ Rideon hits the spot with this one.....Check out the Sany Pitbull track a few in...chops Mr. Brown up! Stoops....

DJ Rideon - Ghetto 808 Mix

Bass Check
DJ Rideon: This My Shit
Os Hawaianos: Vem Kikando Rmx
DJ Sany Pitbull feat DJ Woody: I Feel Good (James Brown Funk Carioca Mix)
DJ Cabide: Montagem Baile Lotadão
Menor do Chapa: Vida Loka (DJ 17 Pistola Mix)
Bomba Funk 2: Aquecimento 2006
Bomba Funk 2: Mega Doido
DJ Rideon: Fuck Me Baby
Gaiola das Popozudas: Late Que Eu To Passando
Os Ousados: Passinho do Basquete
DJ Sandrinho: Pump It Up
DJ Sandrinho: Serrote Funk (Cleck Cleck Boom)
Bonde Neurose: 100% Neurose 2006
DJ Sandrinho vs. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
Puto Prata: Sai La Daqui
Buraka Som Sistema feat. Petty: Wawaba
Luky Gomes: Patiri
Leo Canhoto & Robertinho: Chumbo Quente (DJ Edgar Rmx)
DJ Sandrinho: Pump Friction
SD Boyz: Uh! Uh! Tá Tomado
95 South: Wet’n’Wild (DJ Laz Booty Bounce Mix)
DJ Assault: Sex On The Beach

It's Baile Thursday today, the sun is out and I have been staring at a computer screen all dizzay. Heres a few Baile tracks from the 'good old days' before everyone went on this crazy hyper cut and paste tip. Baile is not a fashion.

As Fofuchas - Dolim

Bola De Foga - Atoldinha

And the obligatory unknown Rocky sampling track!

We here at the Zombie Disco Squad Crack House Towers are having somewhat of a spring clean, out with the old and in the with the new. Within the next week we will be having a brand new selection of mixes avaliable (all the others will be archived and avaliable upon request).

To wet your appetites we updated and uploaded the last 10 Minutes of Baile Funk Mix, the new mix has some great tracks from Sandrinho, Helinho and our favourite madman Edu K. Turn the bass up, slip into a pair of flip-flops and get your grind on.

Zombie Disco Squad - 11 Minutes of Baile Funk

It was only a matter of time, Baile Funk goes Rave! .....Edu K is back with a brand new style and a brand new hair colour, he sent us this in the mail today.'Rave Zombie' (how apt) was made from an old track which I believe was called 'Do the Zombie' (or something) and is as hyperactive, speedy and crazy as the man himself. Mr. K has a whole bag of these new tracks (trust us, we've heard them) and looks set to slay the nu-rave kids with his new Supa Punk Deejay persona. Watch out dudes.

Edu K - Rave Zombie

Show me the person who doesn't want a AKAI after watching these.


dj felipe carvalho does it proper.....

According to a very knowledgeable Brazilian I recently met Baile Funk superstar Edu-k wrote popozuda to mock the funk scene... Best bit of satire I ever heard......
This isn't the vid to Popozuda but the one to sexomatic cos I like it better

Dear MC Sabrina,

I am writing to let you know I love you and I love your music. I often dream about us meeting, maybe getting together in Rio on the hilltop, I would look longingly into your beautiful brown eyes whilst you rapped violently in my ear like a crazed beast. Your gravelly tones get me through these dark days, your dancefloor power moves provide entertainment in my otherwise lonely and empty life. I love you Sabs, can I call you Sabs? Til then darling......

Your forever,

Zombie Disco Squad x x x

One of Berlin's Hottest Djs.. Shir Khan has hit us up with his Panic at the Disco mix. wow.


Track list:

Shir Khan-Intro vs Poj Masta Superchunk XFM-Intro
Tiefschwarz feat. Matty Safer - Warning Siren (Buick Project Rmx) / FINE
Klaxons - Atlantis to Interzone (Digitalism's Klix Klax R-R-Remix) /
KITSUNE
Rw - Lovelight (Soulwax Ravelight Dub) / LOVE01 vs Spektrum - Horny
Pony (Acapella) / NONSTOP
Gossip - Standing in the way of control (Soulwax Nite Version) / BACK
YARD
Kelis - Bossy (Alan Braxe & Fred Falke Earth Out Rmx) / VIRGIN
Spektrum - Dont be shy (Speakerjunk Rmx) / NONSTOP
Basement Jaxx - Take me back to your house (Speakerjunk Rmx) / XL
Bodyrockers - Round&Round (Switch Rmx) / MERCURY
Fatboy Slim - Champion Sound (Switch Rmx) / SKINT vs Fox n Wolf - In
yr Underwear (Jesper Dahlbäck Rmx) / KITSUNE
Klaxons - Magick (Simian Mobile Disco Rmx) / RINSE
Tacteel - L'hiver vous va si bien (Zdar a Bass Rmx) / INSTITUBES
Van She - Kelly (Alan Braxe and Fred Falke Rmx) / MODULAR
Scissor Sisters - White Diet (Erol Alkan Rmx) / WHITE DIET01
The Rapture - Get myself into it (Sebastian Rmx) / WHITE
Depeche Mode - Never let me down (Digitalism Rmx) / WHITE
Cassius - Toop Toop (Mr Oizo Rmx) / VIRGIN vs Shadow Dancer -
Landlines / UNSIGNED
Run DMC - Its tricky (club mix) / PROFILE vs Jackson 5 - State of
Shock (Instr) / CBS vs Jean Ai Nippon&Orgasmic - Laura / ARCADEMODE
Mekon - Yes Yes Y'all (Duke Dumont Rmx) / WALL OF SOUND
Djs are not Rockstars - European Accent / ESKIMO
Marco Dos Santos featuring Zita Lotis - Not on the Guestlist / KITSUNE
CSS - Alala / SUB POP
I:Cube - East Tribe / VERSATILE
Putsch 79 - Doin it (Putsch 79 Edit) / CLONE
The Ones - Picture Perfect (The Rapture Hushhush Rmx) / ATOC
The Glimmers - Time for Action / DISKIMO 6001
Dondolo - Tetanus Crisis (Hot Chip Rmx) / TINY STICKS
Roxy Music - Angel Eyes (Kaos Rmx) / VIRGIN
Jona - Someone (FlylikeanEagleMixClaudeVonStroke) / STROBEMUSIC
Luke Solomon - Ghouls (ClaudeVonStroke Beats from the Grave) / REKID
Hell - Let no man jack (Radio Slave Acapella+Fx) / ESKIMO
Osymyso - Hulk Goodbye / ANTIDOTE

My excitement for baile has been subsiding recently, apart from the Bonde Do Role stuff (which lets face it, is a tame and altogther more poppy version of true funk), I havent heard much that really grabbed me. So I sifted through the 'glamourosa' on one of my favourite funk sites and found these jems. Enjoy.

DJ Luciano Oliviera - Funk Carioca (Remix)
DJ Helinho - Dando Gueroei

This year sees these dudes explode. Trust us.

We asked DJ Gorky of the fantastic 'rock-carioca' band Bonde Do Role to give us a top ten tunes of the year...here is his response.

* let's make love... - css
* emergency! - passions
* w.a.y.u.h (SMD remix) - rapture
* hustler - simian mobile disco
* her - kissy sell out
* waters of nazareth (erol remix) - justice
* the fallen (justice remix) - franz ferdinand
* dun dudun - para one
* knock 'em out - lily allen
* bongo song - zongamin

Thanks Gorky.....

Really nice history of Rio Funk