It's Baile Thursday today, the sun is out and I have been staring at a computer screen all dizzay. Heres a few Baile tracks from the 'good old days' before everyone went on this crazy hyper cut and paste tip. Baile is not a fashion.

As Fofuchas - Dolim

Bola De Foga - Atoldinha

And the obligatory unknown Rocky sampling track!

Friday the 1st of June - The Egg - 10pm til 6am

Get Rude Vs Thugs n Hugs presents:

SAVED BY THE BELL

Featuring:

Modsleep (Bastard/France)
Jpeg (Tomb Crew/Nottingham)
Faggatronix (No Homo/London)
DJ Gigolo 'The Mixx' Knight (Thugs n Hugs/Canada)
Patchwork Pirates (Thugs n Hugs/London)
Zombiediscosquad (Get Rude/London)


Catch this line up in the plush surroundings of superclub Egg! The kids are taking over!

The rest of the evening includes:

Basement:
LIARS CLUB presents..
Dolby Anol LIVE
Nightmoves (Kitsune)
Ricky Haley (Liars Club/ Delete Yourself)
Lillica Libertine (DolloP/ Fresh Out Of Death)
Lesser Panda LIVE

Loft:
TRONIK YOUTH presents..
Tronik Youth
Punks Jump Up (Kitsune)
Glitch Up

£6 before 11 £8 afterwards

Not Bad?

Parisian socialite and all round good looking dude Shino hooked us up with his version of that 20 Fingers classic 'Short Dick Man', love it or loathe it, the original gets people dancing and smiling quickfast. Shino has updated the track with crunk synths and half time beats...sure to get the popozudas moving.

Shino - Short Dick Man

and heres the (censored) video for the original...

20 Fingers - Short Dick Man
Uploaded by zefilm

We recently played after our favourites the Crookers at Magic Circle, their new stuff is sounding absolutley crazy....more techno-y, more house-y, more hypnotic-y, just really fucking rad-y (keep em peeled for hot exclusives right here). Phra introduced me to this dude Clark Able, and we since pestered him for a track or two. Lemonhead comes on like 'Flat Eric's' mature, jacking older brother...big bassline, cut-up vocals and non-stop beats. This is perfect for a 3am slot in some warehouse. Stoops.

Clark Able - Lemonhead

Oh and while we are on the subject of really talented fidget producers...The Bulgarian shows no sign of letting up. He hit us up with 'Into The Groove', a sort of fidget meets acid experiment. Starts off all bleepy and stuttered and then blasts into heavy bass territory. Be sure to keep an eye out for The Bulgarian's EP out soon on On The Brink Records, I've heard it and it's well worth buying, homeboy hits our soil in August this year, be on the look out.

The Bulgarian - Into The Groove

So yet another bank holiday falls upon us and yet another list of great things to do comes about....this weekend you should be
here and here.

Mama Shamone and Hannah Holland form like Voltron for the hottest party this summer...featuring none other than our favourites Tetine!



And.....the night before that there's a rare chance to see the dude Bo Bliz (he of White T's and White Belts fame) alongside Patchwork Pirates, Gigolo Knight and Smutlee.



What.Are.You.Waiting.For.?

There's something almost endearing about Diddy...he's like the brother that always tried his hardest but never quite got it. I feel a little sorry for the dude, he drops in and out of genres and subcultures, shouts over hot tracks (remember the Felix track)made by talented producers, realises he actually isnt good enough and then heads off to Monaco to party with James Blunt. What a wierd existence.

I dont, however, pity Booman. Homeboy is a mainstay on the Baltimore Club scene, he started DJing at 11, has been a producer and engineer for Unruly (he made 'Watch Out for the Big Girls' godammit) and has remixed Michael Jackson as well as pumpin' Doo Dew Kids to death.

Anyway, the two met over the 'Get Off' remix....Booman adds perfect bmore finesse to Diddy's insane ramblings (cocaine anyone?). Now go and show some love.

P. Diddy - Get Off (Booman Remix)

Our mates Audioporno hit us up with their latest mixtape. Top of the Pops features loads of new songs which are way cool and stuff.

Audioporno - Top of the Pops

Intro
Kelly Charles-You’re No Good For Me
Falco-Der Komissar (Bingoboys Remix 1991)
Audioporno-Voulez Vous
Klymaxx-Ladies Room (Woodhead and Hebegebe Edit)
The Glamour-Kidz Night
Diplo-Young Folks Pussy
Justice-B.E.A.T.
Purple Crush-Hypebeast
Basement Jaxx feat. Roxanne ShantÈ-Make Me Sweat
Larry Tee feat. Princess Superstar-Work It Out
Filewile feat. RQM-Damn (Round Table Knights Remix)
Chemical Brothers-Get Yourself High (Switches rely on))
Poney Poney-Junior (Audioporno Remix)
CSS-Death From Above (SMD Remix)
Chromeo-Fancy Footwork (Guns’n’Bombs Remix)
Goose-Low Mode (Surkin Remix)
Scissor Sisters-She’s My Man (Goose Remix)

The Patchwork Pirates asked me to make a short promo mix for the up and coming Thugs & Hugs party (which by the way is going to be silly fresh). Heres the bass heavy 20minute blast off I came up with.

Zombie Disco Squad - Thugs & Hugs Promo Mix

1. 2 Live Crew - Move Somethin
2. M.I.A - Bird Flu (Guns Up Buraka Remix)
3. Filewile - Damn (Round Table Knights Remix)
4. Matt & Kim - Yeah Yeah (Flosstradamus Remix)
5. Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling (DWWG Baltimore REmix)
6. DJ Tameil - Ice Cream and Cake
7. Newcleus - Jam On It (Claude Vonstroke Remix)
8. Curses - What I Need
9. Party Crashers Unite - Put Your Hands Up for NY
10. Bart B More - So It Goes

egg-tastic monster munch freedom post

ok...

1. Basement Jaxx have come in and out of my "listened to/not listened to" over the years but my all time favourite track has got to be I live in Camberwell.... what a song- glitch punk electro (before the hairdo's killed it) with a fantastic vocal-

you can get it here:




2. The Egg this Friday is gonna be large (see below). we've done a egg-clusive mix that s gonna be handed out on the night, but in case you have to have a operation or are mad and can't make it here's the mix-

Egg-clusive Mix:

1. Abe Duque- Cooly Cat
2. Firewile - Damn (Round Table Knights mix)
3. SMD- It's The Beat (album mix)
4. Luke Solomon- Ghouls (Claude Von Stroke mix)
5. Armand Van Helden- Hear my Name (Solid Groove mix)
6. Trevor Loveys and Sinden- Organ Grinder
7. CSS- Lets Make Love (SMD mix)
8. Solid Groove- Sick Na Good
9. Shazer- Let the Bass Kick
10.Chromeo- Fancy Footwork (Surkin Mix)


3.I love the little purple man and I'm playing this 24-7 at the mo. reminds me of the first time I took E

Prince- Erotic City


4. An Open Letter to all 'big' DJ's who feel the need to write bitchy open letters- please stop it your only breaking my imaginary image that all my hero's hang out in a palace mixing old Chicago house together in togas.


5. I just wanted to say (in a lecturey type way)- if you download a track and really like it go and bloody buy it- Beatport




PS: we are adding some regularity to our posts, there will defiantly now be new stuff posted every Tuesday and Thursday (not that we won't post at other times).

I feel a whoop coming up....here is a new mix to get you through the week. Work the Third Leg features some old booty/miami bass, some vintage Dance Mania and some newish shit. Normal music seems so slow nowadays.

Work The Third Leg - Zombie Disco Squad

BIGGIE TRAX - JAMMIN GERALD
WORK IT - DJ SLUGO
SHAKE IT WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YA - DJ DEEON
MEGA BOOTY BASS MIX - 2 LIVE CREW
PUMP ON THE FLOOR REMIX - JAMMIN GERALD
TOOTSIE ROLL - 69 BOYZ
KRNL PANIC - CARS AND COOCHIE
HOES IN DA HOUSE - UNCLE AL
BITCH GET IT RIGHT - BITCH ASS DARIUS
BOOT THE BOOTY - MC COOL ROCK
DO WAH DIDDY - 2 LIVE CREW
GIMME HEAD - DJ DEEON
DO IT TO IT - FANNYPACK

Massive thanks goes to everyone that made GET RUDE on Saturday the stupid def jump off that it was...extra thanks goes to JPEG, CASPER C and GIGOLO 'THE MIXX' KNIGHT for doing a well decent job. Next one is June 9th baby....

This Friday is yet another jump-off, here is the blurb....

Magic Circle kick off their monthly residency at Egg with a diverse mix of DJs, live bands, visuals and cheap drinks. Joining MC residents John and on and on and Marc Miller is Baile funk maestro Sinden, Italy’s (soon to be huge) The Crookers and local favourites Skull Juice and Zombie Disco Squad.

Upstairs in the live room things get a bit more grimey with French lover Orgasmic (TTC) supplying the beats alongside Team Megamix, Nemes and the lovely CocknBull Kid. Live music comes courtesy of The Bleeps, who’ll be celebrating the launch of their new single. Plus more live music from the likes of Niyi and Goldielox, and a special electro set from Adventures Close to Home.

The loft is hosted by the infamous Buster Bennett (Anti Social) and his brand new Next Level party. Expect a mix of live PA’s and anything goes music.

Free shuttle buses from American carwash on York Way, Brick Lane and outside Lock Tavern. For details please call 07828427369.

Email info@egglondon for guestlist

Probably the best video ever made....

This Saturday sees the welcome return of our residency GET RUDE....this week sees us teaming up with the ever present CASPER C (Fluokids), DJ GIGOLO 'THE MIXX' KNIGHT and J-J-J-JPEG! The unusual mix of Baltimore Club, Garage, Electro, Italo, Ghetto House and Booty Bass can be heard (for free) at the very sensible Catch Bar, 22 Kingsland Rd, London. Also keep em peeled in the future, we are playing host to a certain South African electro-rap duo...fresh on these shores.

So the great Danny Boy Haaksman got in touch, he runs the superlabel Man Recordings which is putting out the incredible 'Funk Mundial' Series (last one was by Sinden and Count of Monte Cristal and was a banger langer). It turns out Milano fidget blog hype men The Crookers are doing the next (make sure you come see us playing with them at The Egg in London, May 18th!), and its sounding real good. Aside from new material from The Crookers and Brazilian MCs Leka and Dandao, it also includes the classic (is it even old enough to be a classic?) Atomic Baile Boy and acapellas to mess with....whats more its on green vinyl, mmmmmm. Out in June dudes.

Here is 'Para De Gracinha' featuring MC Leka