Now that looks like a paaaaartay! Check the brown suited guy sippin on a cup of flippin tea.....

We havent had enough Club Music on here for a while, which is mostly due to the fact that most 'club' music that can be found recently is a terrible imitation of the real stuff. Im not even going to get into that debate, you got the Low Bee forum for that kind of gossip....

Rod Lee has one of the slickest myspace pages ever, the amount of code that went into that thing is crazy. Be sure to pop over to it here and check out 'Been There Done That', its the best thing I have heard for a while and features the lovely golden tones of the big man himself.

Rod Lee - Gimme Hoe

There's something almost endearing about Diddy...he's like the brother that always tried his hardest but never quite got it. I feel a little sorry for the dude, he drops in and out of genres and subcultures, shouts over hot tracks (remember the Felix track)made by talented producers, realises he actually isnt good enough and then heads off to Monaco to party with James Blunt. What a wierd existence.

I dont, however, pity Booman. Homeboy is a mainstay on the Baltimore Club scene, he started DJing at 11, has been a producer and engineer for Unruly (he made 'Watch Out for the Big Girls' godammit) and has remixed Michael Jackson as well as pumpin' Doo Dew Kids to death.

Anyway, the two met over the 'Get Off' remix....Booman adds perfect bmore finesse to Diddy's insane ramblings (cocaine anyone?). Now go and show some love.

P. Diddy - Get Off (Booman Remix)

We're back with the ever moving DJ Phinesse...dude now has five Baltimore Club Mixes up on his site. We're posting number two cos it's our favourite (and it starts with 'Club Muzik' by Mz.Thang which is a hot club track). Show him support and love.

Less arguing, more music please.

DJ Phinesse - Club Workout Vol.2

1. "Club Muzik" - Mz. Thang
2. "412 Rydaz" DJ Phinesse
3. "Slow Wine Remix" - DJ Tameil
4. "Funky 69" - Menage A Trois
5. "We Live" - KW Griff
6. "Touch Fuck" - DJ Tameil
7. "Oh Girl" - Ron Rico
8. "Oh Boy" - Ron Rico
9. "Put Your Hands Up" - Ron Rico
10. "Yo Remix" - DJ Tameil
11. "I'm Rick James" - DJ Johnny Blaze
12. "Take It Outside" - Diamond K
13. "Grillz Remix" - DJ Holic
14. "Peanut Butter" - DJ Johnny Blaze
15. "Krypto Club" - DJ Phinesse
16. "Luxurious Remix" - KW Griff
17. "Jamrock Theme" - DJ Tameil
18. "Whistle At Her" - DJ Phinesse
19. "Whistle Song Aye" - DJ Phinesse
20. "Black Sheep" - KW Griff
21. "So Sick Remix" - DJ Tameil
22. "Let's Dance" - DJ Phinesse
23. "Superbowl Club" - DJ Phinesse

Wait till your girlfriends gone out and flip this up to full screen......


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When I grow up I'm going to play parties like this. DJ Blaqstarr is a legend....hood born as they say.

Houston b-more freak Bird Peterson has made a killer remix of wu tang's Ain't nothin to fuck with.

Cut up lyrics, a heavy garage stab bass, sniper claps and shaolin sharp hats are gonna kill the dance floor from here to Tibet. POW TIGER STYLE

Ear Sex masters Audio Porno have kindly sent us this song. It's called Doo Dah and you can get it here

They have a amazing ep that can be got here

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If that wasn't enough here is their current top 11:

Sebastian - Greel
Uffie - Dismissed
TTC - Une Bande De Mec Sympa
All Saints - Chick Fit (Kissy Sell Out RMX)
To my boy - Model (Audioporno RMX)
Sportsday Megaphone - Less And Less
Muscles - Ice Cream
DatA - J´aime pas l´art (RMX 2007)
Round Table Knights - Feed Me
The Teenagers - Alone Again (Van She Tech RMX)
Crystal Castles - Magic Spells

ps: they have a label and you can check the heat here

Flufftronix gave us this B-more remix of the Zombies ........... very apt.

DJ Phinesse sent us a couple of club tracks. We checked him out at his website, check out his Baltimore Club Mix Vol.2 on the media page, damn near made me cry, so tough! We've got even more love for him because this track is all about getting your 'Wu-Tang' on....and us Zombies love to Wu-Tang.....to the left, to the right etc etc.

DJ Phinesse - Bring It Yo

The Original Wu-Tang. Try muting the sound and playing Wu-Tang Slide at the same time.

We asked DJ Gorky of the fantastic 'rock-carioca' band Bonde Do Role to give us a top ten tunes of the year...here is his response.

* let's make love... - css
* emergency! - passions
* w.a.y.u.h (SMD remix) - rapture
* hustler - simian mobile disco
* her - kissy sell out
* waters of nazareth (erol remix) - justice
* the fallen (justice remix) - franz ferdinand
* dun dudun - para one
* knock 'em out - lily allen
* bongo song - zongamin

Thanks Gorky.....

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Next year will see these dudes blow....Isla and Jared from Brooklyn are 'Purple Crush'. A meeting of styles ranging from Bmore to Annie Lennox. Having just won $10.000 worth of equipment in some American competition and touring with Gutter Broadcast favourite 'Curtis Vodka' they are onto big things. Catch a 12" out from them next year on 'Nine 2 Five' Recordings.

They have also just released a mix to get you wet. Cop dat.

wow

The amount of club dances up on You Tube at the moment is crazy.....you got the 'wu-tang', the 'matrix', the 'one leg up' and now the 'thizz'....

we're working on the 'zombie'.....

That dude right there....thats Edu K, cold flossing in '84 with his band. Nowadays he can be found making the hottest carioca with Daniel Haaksman of Man Recordings. Edu and Daniel put on a crazy set at Rio Rox the other week...highlights include a friend of a friend getting attacked by Edu K's hot, sweaty, hairy armpit during 'Popozuda'. Oh my days.

Edu K - Sex 0 Matic (Bonde Do Role Remix)

NEW MIX!

We asked superstar Dj Sinden to hit us up with a top ten. wow


Sinden's Tip Top Ten

1) Mekon Feat Roxanne Shante - Yes Yes Y'All (Sinden Baile Funk Remix)(Wall Of Sound)New remix from me with kinda cheap horns and synths (thats a plus in my book!)

2) Scottie B - Paul Simon Joint (Hollertronix CDR) Call Me Al (remember the vid with Chevy Chase?!) gets a Baltimore Club update. Its pure heat and gyals love it too!

3) Count Of Monte Cristal - Rocky (Counterfeet CDR) Get a proper jackin house groove, add a rave breakdown a bit of baltimore club and an Eye Of The Tiger break. You just got the most retarded club record for a minute.

4) Hi Jack - Hi Jackin (Herves F*ck F*ck Remix) (On The Brink Recordings) This remix lives up to its name. When I heard the bassline on this jackin houser it i couldnt stop sayin F*ck either. Big!

5) Jim Jones Feat Tego Calderon - We Fly High Remix (Koch) Big NY hip hop record just got bigger with this reggaeton remix. Tego straight kills this beat.

6) Rod Lee - Lets Git It (Unruly Records CDR) "Where James Bond at?" announces Rod over a 007 synth breakdown taken from this forthcoming EP on Unruly. This has got them big baltimore club horns to make the crowd get buck!

7) Phones - Sharpen The Knives (CDR) This hectic electro track just builds and builds and builds. Future dance music from Mr Epworth.

8) DJ Dede - Tribes (CDR) Basically, if Timbaland went to Rio's Favelas and made Brazilian beats this could be the outcome. They call this stuff 'Future Funk' in Brazil (crap title i know)

9) Merkston - Good Old Days Featuring Ghetto (Adamantium) Throwback style grime tune about reminiscing about them good ole days. Beat sounds like its trapped in 1999. That aint a bad thing - this is real fresh!

10) The Cure - The Walk (Everything Remix) (Elektra) Sounds like a remix but is in fact a re-recording made 7 years after the original. More electro than usual output -i cant front on The Cure. Ever.